شغلااات تضحك عن القبااايل

مابيه طويل فوق المعدل يفشلني …………..... ......ولاقصير يحسبونه ولد لي>>مابيه متين من اول يوم يفطسني ………........ولا ضعيف من ذرة هواءيطيرني>>مابي عيونه كبار منها يكلمني………...............ولا صغار ما يقدر >يطالعني>>مابيه شين في الليل يخوفني …………..............ولا حلو بيومين يطير مني>>مابيه غني باهلي يعايرني…………….................ولا فقير يجي يطلب مني>>مبيه رير شردون بكثر رغيه يزعجني …………ولاعبد الله سعد ياخذني ويضربني>>ولاعييدآكله بقبيلته يزهقني ……………….....ولارير كديد يدق طبله ويرقصني>>ولاارب من لحمه ياكلني ………..... . . ولا هويه بسواد وجهه يزيغني>>ولا هبرجعلوا بكل تكاسيه يركبني ………ولادول باهنته اكون العاشرة ياخذني>>ولاهبريونس كل الليل يسهرني…………ولا ريرسمتر من سواد عيونه يعذبني>>ولااحمدعبدالله بقشور الحب يوصخني……ولاريراحمد بمغازل غيري يجنني>>ولا مكاهيل بكلامه يبط كبدي……………ولا عيسي موسي بريحه السمك يدبحني>>ولارير عبنه بشرب الحلبه يفطرني…………ولااوغادين عند امه يشغلني>>ولا اباه اصلا صومالي ………………...............في الصومال يسكني>>ولا كويتي ببرود اعصابه يحرقني…………ولا بحريني بريح الزفر يخيسني>>ولا عماني بطول عمامته يربطني…………ولاقطري مع البدوان يبهدلني>>ولا اماراتي بشوارع الحب يركضني………ولا ايراني يبيع الصحون يفشل
الي اكتشفته من امي انه فيه شغلااااات يعايرون فيهاا القبااايل موحودة فعلاا هني...ان مت من الضحك لمن قريتهااا.!!!!!

Qabilka iyo gabdhaha

Every1 will tell u that the reason of the horrors and destruction that took place in Somalia in the last 17 years and (even before that)is qabil…soo the older generation is obsessed with that matter, what about us ,where we do we stand on that subject!!!
The way I see it with my little experience with other Somalis.u'll find different types :
1_the worst typ,qabil fanatic. not afraid to let you know how they feel, they pretend to be brave when they are around other members of their own qabil….((love to be in groups, rarely alone)
2_the other type, swear they don't even know what their qabil is, maybe they had problems in the past with other Somalis and they learned their lesson. so they think lying is the best way to handle that subject, if they didn't avoid Somalis altogether.
3_the confusing type, they won't discriminate against other qabil but they feel a little bit more comfortable around their own,just b/c they share the same ideas.
4_either they hate your qabil .not you,b/c of the ideas that were installed in their heads by their parents or they simply feel superior to other qabil so they won't either marry from em or mingle with them as much
5_the perfect type, almost rare ,they won't give a damn if u were Somali .Ethiopian or Chinese ,who u are and your qabil…makes no difference to them whatsoever ,not even a tiny bit,ok,soo I haven't met this type yet and I truly doubt they actually exist..!!!!!!!!

Ok where I'm i?
.I really want to BE a 5 really. but I didn't create this blog to lie and besides every1 I know, knows where I stand.ok I'll admit I'm a 3 for now, I am more than be ready to be a 5 if I got the necessary help. Which is meeting some nice 5z J
Why I'm I a 3 ?!!,well, my good friend (>>>)is from another qabil,and I love her dearly, but that doesn't mean I'll tolerate the negative remarks against my region I simply won't..
I'm I being naïve here, I truly believe that u can bee from any part of the country and have your own convictions about the case and in the same time listen to what other ppl have to say and accept that you can't change their mind..this subject is even worse than qabil these days ,i'm really close to being a (2)now !!!!!!
كلمة من القلب::احب ديرتي صوماليلاند وو ان مع الانفصاللل و اذا كان في سبيل للاتحاد بدون جر ويلات الحر الى ديرتي ما اتوقع في احد راح يعترض.....الله يديم الامااان عليناو يرد الأمن لباااجي الصومااال...امييييييننننن

Caroor fareed yaal ah

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.Alan, age 10(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.Kristen, age 10WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?(1) Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.Martin, age 10WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?(1) When they're rich. Pam, age 7(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Curt, age 7(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.Theodore, age 8(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8And the #1 Favourite is........HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10ؤaroor

why?!

If u are walking on the street or in a mall minding your own business and there is a black guy coming your way u know for sure without doubt that he'll check u out (I'm talking to black girls ….))
In my experience (very minimum) he won't look at your face, eyes, whatever,u'll find him twisting his head checking your Ass.,,, what the hell!!!!!!!!
Wallahi I'm really thin boy ,there is nothing to check ……I'm not like them girls on music videos ..ok!!!!
My(hilarious )best friend actually told me (dunoo she could be exaggerating )that some dude(black one of course ) who was right behind me changed where he was standing so he can have a better view ..?!!!!!!!!!!uhhhh
U know what the worst part is …..I really don’t mind!!!!!!!heheheheeeeeee

It wasn't suppose to...uhh

At the beginning of my week, I had so many plans .so much to do ,that I almost flunk my exam b/c I couldn't concentrate on anything else but making things go my way, well,,
My plans were :::
A-take my girls to have a meal in a nice restaurant
B-go camping by the beach with my friends.
C-go a wedding, and dance all night long ,
Looking back o my week, I'm truly confused; I don't know when did things started to go wrong…
First of all, the trip was cancelled ,2 of my friends were ill so we couldn't go out ,and about the wedding ,well that's a long story:
I hardly go anywhere, so I was so determined to have a great time at this wedding ,I did everything possible to make it work, from last minute alteration on my dress ,to leaving the salon next door and fine a cheaper one so I can do the whole thing (hair and make up there)the one near my house is ridiculously expensive ,it took me a while a find a nice one with no ppl, perfect cuz I was already late ,I loved the whole thing ,specially putting full make up on my face ,I felt like a little child in a candy store, the whole thing was a woww ….but, when I went back home everything was a mess my cousin who I was supposes to go with left ,,my dad lost it and asked me to take the care and go by myself(as an attempt to make me feel even lousier than I already felt) ,my mother blamed me for not calling my coz 10 thousand times to make sure when she'll be there ,at this point all I wanted was cry and peg for them to take me back home so I can wash my face and go to bed ,when we arrived at the wedding I saw my friend at the door(she doesn't listen 2 music,so only came to meet the bride then leave)so I stayed with there for a while not knowing if my dad is waiting for us outside or is has he left?!!!
That's when I decided to stop worrying ,there is nothing I can do now ,so I might as well Try to enjoy myself since I'm already here ,,,during the whole time what I loved the most were the traditional dances(when thy formed a circle I wanted to stand on my seat to see clearly, I also had this erg to jump in with them, I love it when they do this whole twirling around then the little jump)) ,I even lost it and started dancing like a (>>>>)on shakira's song ,it was insane ,but I don't care ,it was an odd day ,I'm still not speaking to my dad ,I will eventually .(of course)but I can't easily forgive me for the yelling scene and almost ruining my day for me ,I understand I am somewhat to blame for what happened ,but coping with the new events and dealing with the unexpected is not on my dad's book. Everything must be perfectly planned …or else I'll suffer the consequences!

Fee

Fee is a typical Somali friend!!!u might wonder ,what does that mean, well, fee is loud (no surprise here),talkative, that's where our language comes in handy ,won't take crap from anyone ,knows what she wants and no one can ever persuade her into doing something she does not like, fee is honest ,she will tell it as it is ,she won't lie to you no matter what, my favorite thing about her is how she is genuinely fascinated by seeing matho ppl and is often pissed of when they r not around ,(if there is a song on TV with small children but no matho kids ,she'll start lashing out 3altv)did I mention she used to have a black stamp with a Black Barbie when she was in school, simply saying what would I want with a stamp of cadaan Barbie)anyways I absolutely love this girlll.

After negotiations that went on for months ,I finally convinced my friend fee that I'm an OK driver and it's actually safe to ride with me so unexpectedly after I almost gave up ,she agreed to go out, I feel privileged to be the first person to show her the cool places in KW*
Anyways ,I got up that morning and I always use the alarm in my phone so when I heard the noise (I don't remember I was asleep)I pressed something and the next thing I knew is me waking up n hour late(that hour was my grooming time)owch. anyways ,I was still too excited to let anything put me down so I wore my bright yellow top,(I know a crazy color)and jeans and put on a light make up and rushed to reach my lecture on time,of course I was late, normally I drive fasttttt but the radio station had these slow love songs so I took the right lane and basically forgot(everything)except the song…
The moment I entered my class ,it was soo weird almost all the girls were gazing my way ,some with approval looks.some with plain (what the hell is up with here 2day look),,well u see the thing is ,I ALWAYS wear black cabaya and b'ack shilla(xijab)to college ,so it was a bit unusual for me to all of a sudden change my style and wear such a bight color ,I forgot to add ,no matter what u wear or do ppl will still give u looks its caadiii around here,,,
my prof decided that he have so much to do and he stayed for half the lecture only ,when he said would u like us to stop now (we all went)YAAAAAAA…loll..i felt as if I'm back to kindergarten …..while I as waiting for feeI told M that I 'm soo excited and normally when I'm that excited something goes wrong,after 5 mintz ,fee called saying that Zanob won't be able to come cuz her friend was depressed and she has to stay and cheer her up,,uhh,,!!!!!(that was sad ,,I was looking forward for her to join us)
Ok.no bigy,I won't let that upset me, fee ,mimi and myself had a good time …we went out ,ate, talked ,wandered around and ..everything went great(except of the deadly stares and raised eyebrows she gave anyone who dared to look our way,(funny)and the cool mathoo family we saw there with matching braids ,,(really amazing)
It was an ordinary day 4 many ppl,but to me and fee it was everything BUT ordinary.

عقد في عقد

اليوم على غير العادة قررت اكتب بالعربي ومادري مليت من الانجليزي و هم يعجبني ان الاغلبية الي احب اقرالهم مايعرفون عربي!!!غريبة صح,,مادري ليش ما اكتب مذكراتي و احتفظ فيها بدل م اكتب ع النت اذا مابي احد يفهم ..ان اصلا مو عارفة ليش!!! غبااااء
على كل حال امس رفيجتي فيفي اضطرت تروح ابجر البيت فقعدت تقريبا فوق الساعتين بروحي و بالهفترة قعدت شوي مع رفيجتها و سولفنااا عادي (هذا مو الموضوع)المهم انا لمن رديت البيت كنت مستانسة اطالع المنظرة و احس انه شكلي اوكي و جسمي اوكي و مافيني اي شي ,,,لمجرد اني كنت مرتااحة نفسيا ...الصراحة احس اني مليت مادري متى هالحالة بتهدني (كره النفس وحب النفس)..ثاني يوم ردت علي الحالة و بديت اكره نفسي مرة ثانية و المصيبة اني بس البس شي معقول مو شرط روعة علطوول احس اني وايد احسن(يعني اشوه مو مرضي) ,,ادري انه فيني واايد عقد بس حتن هالشي الصغير ماني قادرة اتخلص منه ..!!!
يبى خلووهاا على الله ...شكلها مراهقة عشرينية ........